[aZZZ]

[aZZZ]

go kill yourself faggot

[aZZZ]

@\

[How to get Astolfo after receiving Access Key?]

pee in my ,mouth

[Petition to get shidder to change from discord light mode to dark mode]

if you use light mode for a few hours it starts to hurt your eyes only a little bit

[some kids hvh server think astolfo is trash]

pEe

[Ahegao4life Poll]

4 minutes ago, IlyDis said:

Ahegao, I want to fuck you so bad. I want to stick my penis between your thighs and blast my cum like a World War II nuke. Oh my... your profile picture. Your profile picture brings back all of the memories of me jerking it off to anime. I just want to fuck you soooo sooo bad >.<

how about instead of blasting your cum, you blast your pee, and instead of your penis being between his thighs, its in my mouth

[Ahegao4life Poll]

i say we turn him into our pee slave

[Astolfo go ZOOOM]

55 minutes ago, Unicorn said:

This is very useful information! Does jellohack also come with a bitcoin miner to make sure my graphics card works as intended? 

sadly, a bitcoin miner was not possible - but jellohack does include a "simulate" module which can help you fully immerse yourself in the jello experience.

[what are your 3 favorite modules?]

jellaura, airscaffold, hotui

[Buying Astolfo]

no

[pic]

suc

[Astolfo go ZOOOM]

astolfo is garbage. if you want to actually get your money's worth out of astolfo youll need something called "jellohack". jellohack is a script for astolfo that takes the amazing bypasses from sigma jello and ports them to astolfo. by adding it, astolfo becomes worth it,

[Is ranch made out of mayonnaise?]

your mom is made out of my cum

[Daxe is the best moderator]

smells like your mom

[How do I download it???]

lol sigma

[new site update poggers pog champ]

page thing

margins are broken

"... later" (not sure if this was there before)

margins are really broken

invitees page

more margins good

 

[New retard]

thank you republicans very cool

[New retard]

On 8/28/2020 at 3:30 PM, fakehead said:

sigma is the best client what do you mean? the fly is literally the fastest i have seen. It also comes with a bitcoin miner so your cpu usage will be at 99.99% at max always! its a good client guys! buy rn!

yes, it makes sure that no part of your cpu goes to waste

[What modules would you like to have in Astolfo?]

pee

[first cereal or milk?]

breast milk mmm big mommy milkers

[Femboy discord role]

d

[Does pineapple belong on pizza?]

it belongs on your mom

[Banned from Public Astolfo Server]

d

[New retard]

the penis.