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    Donald Duck

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    Posted

    38 minutes ago, youssef said:

    Not funny. I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrible attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I can't believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny i genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky i still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my pathetic brain understanding that joke. In the time that took i was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering with out meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done.

    It wasn't really meant to be funny or not funny?

    Donald Duck

    in General discussion

    Posted

    So there was once a duck named Donald. He sucked on Mickey Mouse a LOT so he became white.. But he used to be black! So just remember you probably watched a duck sucking duck as a child! =]

     

    Yes. Good reason to buy me Astolfo anyone?  

    Convincing parents to buy Astolfo

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    Posted

    On 2/25/2021 at 8:59 PM, Daboss17 said:

    What are some things I should tell my parents so they buy me Astolfo? I already told them its just a game and stuff but they don't care, I don't wanna say its a cheat cuz it'd sound weird. plz leave some suggestions.

    I don't know but I def ain't gonna tell my parents I wanna buy a Minecraft hack named after a femboy that is a trap..

    Mining Crypto to Afford Astolfo

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    Posted

    On 10/15/2020 at 2:53 PM, Iron said:

    Greetings Gamers,

    Just to be clear, I AM NOT BEGGING FOR MONEY!

    I just got accepted to Astolfo, which by the way, thank you for accepting me admins or whoever.

    I currently do not have 46$ of disposable income for blockgame, and as I cannot get a job because of Covid-19, I decided the best way to earn money would be to mine crypto on my sorry excuse for a computer.

    It is also worth mentioning that copping Astolfo via crypto is ~6$ cheaper than with PayPal or other methods.
    Also, because of transfer fees and minimum deposits, there's no good way that I've found to transfer small amounts of $ over to my wallet to make it so that I don't have to mine for like 2 months to build up reach the price goal of Astolfo.

    I am currently making between 65 and 75 cents per day. So, it should take me a little less than 2 months in order to get 40.

    If anyone has any suggestions on things I can do in regard to crypto or anything, let me know.

    Thanks.

    Also, I'm using nicehash btw

    I should do that too, but I can't with my pc 😧

    So I hope I find a way I can buy Astolfo

    sus

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    Posted

    11 minutes ago, Beatzz said:
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    Noice